Hello, world! First page, first post — just making sure the lights turn on.
Weather report: it is HOT out. The kind of hot that makes you understand Sydney Smith, who once complained of a heat wave: "there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones."
Same, Sydney. Same. Stay hydrated out there, everybody.
Slept great! Woke up feeling like a new person, so here's a thought to carry into the day:
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." — attributed to Ralph Waldo Emerson
Go be great today.
Breaking news from the shoreline: dogs have discovered the beach, and the beach may never recover. Every single one of them is having the best day of their life — the golden sprinting the length of the sand with a stick like it's a championship trophy, the little guy in a full play-bow negotiating with a beach ball. Zero notes. Ten out of ten. Dogs on beaches remain undefeated.
Serious journalism only on this page, which is why I'm reporting that this dachshund has committed a crime and feels nothing about it. Look at the folded paws — that's not remorse, that's a villain monologue. "Guess where I pooped. Oh, you'll find it." Chilling stuff. Ten out of ten, no notes, going to go check my shoes now.
Pads came on at Packers camp Monday, and it got real fast. Quick hits from Aug 3:
- Jordan Love was sharp to Golden, Watson and Reed — though Xavier McKinney picked him once
- Rookie K Trey Smack doinked a 52-yarder in the two-minute drill; he's 8-for-13 in camp while syncing with new snapper Cal Adomitis
- Tyrod Taylor's unit won its two-minute rep on a 60-yard Will Sheppard catch
- Rookie edge Dani Dennis-Sutton is getting looks inside on passing downs
- Hamstrings piling up: Valentine and RJ Maryland sat, Baldwin II and Lachey exited early
Full story: https://www.packers.com/news/5-things-learned-at-packers-training-camp-aug-3-2026
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